`polaroids of perfection

Thursday, August 31, 2006

teachers day celebration was FUN! sunflowers and cards for our teachers (:

SN after school (: met FOURPEE, chenye, MRS YEO, MISS FAZI and many many people. i miss the bright and gigantic canteen, taking 268, my blue pinafore, orange bowl, orange canteen tables, ice tea, canteen toilet, amk mrt station.

j8 with ellen, chenye and weilin after that. took NEOS! i miss taking neos too. AHAH. MISS NEO! hurry scan the neos and send me online! then we just slacked at cartel. i love bishan cartel (: neoprints with kim (again! hahah) later on. i love our colourful neoprints! :D

tuition was confusing and sleepy :/ ahwell. reached home at 9 plus, there was this monster in my room. zhings screamed! (we havent met such a dangerously enormous monster in ages) but i was brave! i grabbed my weapons and finished it off within 10 seconds!

WARNING: the following images may cause uneasiness/nausea.

how to deal with a monster for dummies/faint hearted/people without baygon/those who merely scream, run around and wait till the monster finds you too boring to annoy

-by zhings and xuan (:

1. DO NOT PANIC!
do not scream or run around. dont let the monster sense your presence.
2. grab something big and heavy!
chemistry textbooks, dictionaries, computer monitors, closet...
3. get hold of something light!
tissue paper, toilet paper, rough paper!
4. now, the tricky part. very very very carefully, place your tissue paper/rough paper over the unsuspecting monster.
DO NOT let it slam flat on your monster. just make sure it touches your monster extremely lightly, it will probably think its just a random hydrgen atom colliding with his back. you will have to be extremely careful if it has the ability to fly.
5. take a deep breath!
and at the same time, make sure the monster is still under your tissue paper.
6. drop your heavy object on the tissue paper!
although gravity is helping, it wouldnt hurt to exert as much force as possible right? imagine theres an annoying person's face behind the tissue (if you dont have any, think of larry). use those muscles! enough practice can give you nice biceps (:
7. clear up the mess?

see, quick and easy (:

based on our years of experience, unless you're extremely dumb or so unlucky that you meet >2 monsters at the same time, you should not have any problems killing your monster (: however, if you're not very confident with your skills, you can try practising it at home, about 2 times a day. (use your eraser as the monster) but dont exert too much force! just drop it lightly. whats important is you have to master step 2-5 well. unlike monsters, erasers dont deserve such extreme hatred and torture :/

10:39 PM

hahahha

The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not flunk.
He keepeth me from lying down when I should be studying.
He leadeth me beside the water cooler for a study break.
He restoreth my faith in study guides.
He leads me to better study habits.
For my grade's sake,
Yeah, though I walk through the valley of borderline grades,
I will not have a nervous breakdown;
for Thou Art with me.
My prayers and my friend
friends, they comfort me.
Thou givest me answers in moments of blankness;
Thou anointest my head with understanding.
My test paper runneth over with questions I recognise.
Surely passing grades and flying colours shall follow me.
All the days of my examinations,
and I shall not have to dwell in this school forever.

12:28 AM

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

funny day in school with our ANIMALS (3 monkeys! ladybird! giraffe! zebra! and mr tiny elephant. HAHAH).

bought sunflowers for our teachers after school! i love flowers. they're pretty (: i wouldnt mind being a florist! hahah. class at thomson after that, two new girls joined us!

it was raining when class ended. i hate rainy afternoons, rainy evenings, rainy mornings and rainy any time of the day other than nights. the rain just makes me start thinking about many things :/ ahhwell. happy teachers day in advance. this term is ending ):

xuan

8:02 PM

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

i love coming home for blended fruit juice after an arduous day.

rockmelon + apple --> :D
pineapple + strawberry + raspberry yogurt --> yummilicious indulgence <3>

everybody say, 'mango orange! apple orange! honeydew! watermelon milk!'
and for certain ~~strange~~ individual(s) (AHEM, Mr. i-think-my-lips-are-sexy), 'celery green apple, celery _____ (insert anything absurd).

ahh, despite the initial disappointments, the sky was blue and the sun was shining brightly after PE (:

-xuan

11:07 PM

Monday, August 28, 2006

oh when the stress
oh when the stress alarm
oh when the stress alarm goes BLING BLING!

life's been annoying.

thank you sam for more DISNEY PRINCESS chocolates (:
and nuurun for all that shopping in parkway!

yes kim, THURS, I CANT WAIT :D

~~time to hit the books~~

-XUAN

10:27 PM

Sunday, August 27, 2006

OKAY OKAY MY DARLING XUAN WAS BRAVE ENOUGH
BUT I'M PROUD OF MYSELF AS WELL.
COS I MANAGED TO DISTRACT HER WHILE THAT PERSON STAPLED HER EARS.
AND I TOOK A LITTLE PHOTO OF HER GIVING THAT SHOCKED LOOK!

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meet up xuan!
thursday shall be it!
(: HUGGIES

9:39 PM

Thursday, August 24, 2006

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOONG!

school's boring today. 3 free periods to study for chem SPA!
used a taxi to piano! the driver kept telling me strange things! :/
then j8 before phang's tuition as usual. stoned at macs while waiting for kim.
I LOVE THURS (:

ahhhh. then i did something! im so proud of myself. HAHAHAHAH.

chansey's words of wisdom. TEEHEE.

10:33 PM

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

CT and PW early in the morning with mr choy dampened our moods for the day.
but our caramel popcorn, DONUT, CASHEW NUT, COCONUT, BEAN and lovely MANGO JUICE brightened up my day! PE was horrid, 4 rounds (okay, actually, 2, we cheated) around the boring track with xinen. we were running/jogging/walking/strolling/skipping/grand jete-ing/tan tiao-ing BLAH. then we had floorball. as usual, when it was my turn to play, i just walked around dragging my stick while the rest ran and fought for the tiny red ball. OH WELL. PE is just not my thing. MANGO JUICE after PE! :D witnessed the return of the gorillas! ahhh. then i fell asleep on the bus, on some lady. HOW EMBARRASSING!

thomson plaza is like my secret sanctuary no. 5 now! i spend nearly everyday there. hahah. met lirong, samantha neo and XICHUN there today (: did the same stuff for class today. only 6 people turned up! :/

found this on my table!

10:54 PM

Monday, August 21, 2006

PRESENTING, THE N.U.T.S (No Umbrellas To Sell, HUR HUR HUR)

WALNUT anqi
PEANUT yinning
PISTACHIO nuurun
ALMOND xin en
CASHEW NUT baoxian
MACADAMIA NUT huiting
HAZELNUT xuan

chem lecture test today was BLEAGH. i ought to spend more time with my notes and tutorials, pay attention during lectures and hand in assignments on time :/
sometimes i really wish our purpose in life is not purely to get through school exhausted but unscathed, climb the corporate ladder, support our parents, have a family and die. it makes me sick to think that i've achieved so little yet lack the motivation to actually accomplish greater things.
OH WELL. off for my late nights with mr integration (:

Tryin' to think of something, anything
just to keep me from thinking of you
But you know it's not working out'cause you're all that's on my mind
One thought of you is all it takes
to leave the rest of the world behind
Well I didn't mean for this to go as far as it did
And I didn't mean to get so close and share what we did
And I didn't mean to fall in love, but I did
And you didn't mean to love me back but I know you did

audio: lonely september (:

10:07 PM

Sunday, August 20, 2006

tuition in the morning! followed by mugging at hougang point macs with cyn, kim, yuda and sam! chemmistry x(

i want N73! ):

i want december to come,
TAIWAN with TIPPERS (: followed TOKYO (disneyland!!!!) with part of the sunday joggers/ice popsicle society :D

7:26 PM

didnt have time to blog ytd. nevertheless, HAPPY 17TH KIM! (:

went mj (again!) on friday! it was quite strange. there werent any meridians on the bus. only one funny boy who kept laughing to himself :/ ohwell. so i wandered in (after attracting much curious and strange stares outside the school) and found kim. HAHAHAH (: nobody bothered about me! was suppose to stay but ohwell. she has PE (rah!), lecture test and tutorials ): then went back to school for lessons. cant really remember what happened :/ was really sleepy! i only remember rushing home after math extra lesson for a nice nap before ballet :D

daddy woke us up, like that.
him: wake up, its late.
me: mmm.
my sis: ...
him: wake up, its late, we need to discuss things.
me: huh.
my sis: ...

[this went on and on for about 20 mins until.]

mummy: EVERYBODY WAKE UP!
me: -runs to toilet
my sis: -opens eyes

okay. j8 later on. sold keychains for Very Special Arts Singapore with angel, nuurun and baoxian. boonkeng with tippers after that before ballet practice at palais studio, far away in bukit timah. everybody nearly died. miss pamela was rushing through stuff. macs again with tippers after that. read bonding :/ i hate how weekends pass really really fast.

12:09 AM

Monday, August 14, 2006

school today was BORING! monday is always a waste of time. break time with TIPPERS then fell asleep during gp on the comfortable chairs. larry change the venue of our tutorial to english resource room cos jordan had some knee operation and was handicapped and all!

HAHAH. long and funny bus ride to bishan after school with hansel to meet BELLE, who by the way happily forgot that she has work today when she asked us out! i miss those days we camp at cartel all day to mug for Os. j8 was like our chalet! ): ballet after that. miss pamela was in a bad mood. yelled at us and all. CHERYL! take good care of your toe!

before i forget, CLICK!

10:44 PM

Sunday, August 13, 2006

hello fellow earthlings today was a pretty good day
and highly amusing due to some events that happened today
went for morning jog and then math in the morning
and i still dunno my math teachers name
cyn xuan and i studied at macs right after that
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i cant do vectors for nuts but oh well no choice but to flunk it hahaha
and i dun understand what is so delicious about waffle sausages or is it sausage waffle
cos it tastes really strange as if only aliens eat it cos it's such a lousy fusion food but xuan and cyn happen to love it
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oh wait am i coherent?
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who cares anyway there was this funny boy who went around throwning pple pens and bags on the floor stole fries sat on pple's seats and dumped some poor soul's ruler into the dustbin
i guess he's rather mental and we cant blame him but this guy threw a chair in front of him jus to scare him away and show off his gansterism
and yes i forgot about the incident before this
there was this old man who came by and pointed at his tummy and showed me his 45 cents on this palm and told me that he was hungry and needed food
and i bought him food cos i didn't trust him with money after hearing "cheat" stories from cyn and xuan
and GUESS WHAT! I GOT FREAKING CHEATED
he only wanted money cos he jus threw my food into his ntuc plastic bag okay!
and left only when some mac worker gave him money
and not a word of thanks from him like goodness
but it's okay hope he ate my chicken wing! (: (:
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and cyn! i've got more interesting stories to tell you
and xuan! you are so intelligent and cant stand it and yes i totally agree with cyn that you should think less please!
OK PICTURE TIME COS I'M POOPED AND I WANT TO SLEEP
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this is xuan and her DAILY BREAKFAST
SHE LIKES IT SO MUCH SHE GOES TO NEPTUNE COURT EVERYDAY JUS TO GET IT
I'M SURE YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT IS IT
it's nougat doh'!
cos xuan only eats cereals nougats hello pandas sausages waffle sausages and dragon beard candies!
SERIOUSLY!

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I SUCK AT ACTING EMO COS I BASICALLY SMILE EVERY MIN EVERY SEC
WELL cyn is good at it! the picture's evidence!

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OH US AGAIN
I BET YOURE BORED OF US BUT IT'S ALL ABOUT US US US HERE

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hokay this jus took me 10 mins!
goodbye sunday hello monday
i like school school's good and good good goodnight!

oh wait before i go
i want to say
I MISS GERMAINE TAN YINLIN LOW ZHAOHONG SAMANTHA ENG AND ANNAPURNA MURKHERJEE!
AHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH SAM'S AN IDIOT I'M NOT GOING TO MENTION WHY
COS IT'S ONLY GONNA MAKE ME LOOK AND SOUND STUPID HAHAHAHAHA
IF YOURE DISHA please call and ask me why!

11:22 PM

TIP is over! thurs was really nice. sent annie back to RELC then rushed back to school to meet lousy MR GI (miss teo, are we suppose to meet at 1pm or 1.45pm?) :O! hahah. rehearsed a few times, listened to his boring nonsense and set off for Holiday Inn atrium for the farewell dinner ): its funny how we dreaded this whole thing at the beginning (no more time for 08, ballet, internet etc etc) and now, nobody wants this to end. rehearsed for our item then the girls went to do make up! i miss doing make up for dance, glittery glittery stuff for modern dance (: helped one another with make up and all, rushed down for 2nd rehearsal and then cam whored! took an awful lot of photos. HAHAHAA. dinner started, it was really cool! coloured glow in the dark wax thing things and all. food was yummilicious (: our performance was OKAY LAH. couple dance.. :O! i was trying hard not to CRY/LAUGH. other performances were good as well. impromtu was the best, all the nice nice nice chinese songs. i learnt many nice chinese songs thanks to TIP! hahah. vj's impromtu item was I WANT YOU. we were like the only ones enjoying it compared to songs presented by other schools which made people tear and sing along :/

ohwell. then fiona, weeling, pearly, annsiong, foong, liang, maolin, chenrui, yinghan, clarissa walked to outram park station together to take train down to orchard. sang all kinds of songs on the way from national day songs to chinese new year, cartooon songs and yeah. you know what i mean. that, together with concentration (MANGO MANGO ORANGE ORANGE, GRAPE GRAPE DURIAN DURIAN, KOVAN KOVAN SENGKANG SENGKANG), brightened up the sleepy train rides and bus waiting sessions of boring singaporeans (: 7 eleven for snacks and then taxi-ed to RELC to join our buddies! (sneaky us!) bathed then joing everybody at 1107 for games, supper and all :D fiona, yinghan and i couldnt survive pass 3am, went back to our buddies' room to sleep after that! next morning, sneaked into the restaurant for (free) breakfast! toast, fried kuay teow and chicken wings! taxied to airport to meet our buddies and everybody else. cam whored again and again! yinghan, fiona, weeling and i took videos of ourselves on the trolleys, running around, chicken dance chicken dance HAHAH. VJ cheers, whiney whiney and I WANT YOU in the departure hall kinda attracted much strange stares from confused tourists :/ after saying our last goodbyes, had burger king for lunch (met hansel, violet, jiaxu, baoxian!) then stoned at the viewing gallery :/ hahahah.

saturday with chenye in the am (: PW at nuurun's house was quite productive! then church (: and FIREWORKS with tippers (: really really pretty (: shooting stars in singapore! tuition today then studied with cyn and kim (: i love waffle hotdogs. HAHAH. ohwell. off to do my WR ): more tomorrow!

<3 xuan

7:44 PM

Thursday, August 10, 2006

WHEN I WAS LOOKING THROUGH MY FOLDERS AND SAW ALL THE PHOTOS TAKEN LAST YEAR
I SUDDENLY REALISED HOW MUCH I MISS TK! ):
miss all the shouts screams across blocks.
miss running away from mdm khoo or kong
miss bk days when zhaoey and i always have sundae pies everyday.
miss literature lessons
miss laughing with the recess gang
missing everyone HEAPS.
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nationalday2005

SAM DISHA WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!! ):

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oh well it's 2 am now
time for me to turn in
goodbye and yes, happy red and white and cresent&5stars day(:

1:56 AM

sent our buddies to bugis in the morning to shop then weeling, fiona, yinghan, foong, maolin, liang, yousian, annsiong, chenrui and ETC went hougang sports complex for BADMINTON (+ pokemon storytelling)! hahah. then annsiong's house, bowling, heartland mall for dinner, annsiong's house again (sang and sang many songs with fiona while walking there), foong liang hua (ranking!), POLARBEAR (ahh. oh eight!), called the annoying mr gi (who really should eat shit and die) about tmr, then cabbed home with hueyying (my potong pasir mate!) my buddy's packing her stuff now, mummy bought her lots of stuff! i know its strange but i guess im going to miss all 30 of them, our insane love for mass dance, last minute decision making, alkane tutorials, "KETONE ALKANE!", "soluble??", ''cis trans ahh!'', mass convos at night, skipping lectures + tutorials to TALK TALK TALK, random laughing fits, skipping competitions, BOUNCEY stella, annoying mr gi, level one two three four five (to become a boy), FOONG LIANG HUA, scrabble board meetings in the morning, cam whoring ETC ETC. vj's performing tomorrow for the farewell and 15 of us (hopefully) will be staying over at RELC then sending then off at changi airport the next day! then, my life becomes normal again, which means PW written report first draft due next tuesday and more late nights with my tutorials >.< cyn, I LOVE YOU. I CANT WAIT FOR SUNDAY (:
kim, sorry, i cant see you tmr ): SATURDAY SATURDAY OK! (:
chenye! sorry for the sudden appearance under your flat with a whole bunch of (too) friendly people waving frantically at the confused you. SATURDAY SATURDAY as well ok! <3

12:15 AM

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

hello today national day celebrations!
i woke up at 5 30 for stupid reasons i dun want to mention here
celebrations was boohoo but lunch at marche with cheehowe and dom
cheehowe's such an entertainer and you should see his tummy wobble!
and yesyesyes we had waffles at gelare and goodness, i felt like a fat richard pompom after that!
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i'm too lazy to blog.
and since i jus uploaded some photos so might as well!
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RAPTURE 2006
it was totally awesome please
and i thought the loveliest part of that day was the time when xuan and i were at the rooftop talking and laughing at UTTER NONSENSE
and playing funny sheep games that made me laugh till my tummy went deformed
and yesyesyes meeting up with everyone (:
okay there's something wrong with photobucket
i've tried resizing it a million times but it doesn't work for all except the last photo
oh well
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samanthakwann(:

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and SOME RANDOMS WE TOOK IN SCHOOL

we are brown in colour can you tell? hahaha
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hokay. goodbye world and happy national day.

1:09 AM

east coast park yesterday!

nat day celebration + little india!

im too lazy to blog! photos will do (: ok, its 01.07am now. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE (: goodnight world, i need my beauty sleep!

finally,

I MISS YOU THE TWO OF YOU ):

12:06 AM

Monday, August 07, 2006

okay. as requested earlier, HAPPY 17th BDAY LOUIS (: may this national day eve be really special for you (:

back from bbq at ECP with TIP people. really tiring but had our fair share of fun, despite certain annoying remarks and mean comments. VS ahh :/ OHWELL. shant elaborate. skipped GP and physics tutorial today. guess im going to miss all these tutorial and lecture skipping sessions, hours and hours we spent talking about ALKANES, KETONES, ECONS (?), COSINE. hahahha. my sister just taught me how to play qingtian on the guitar! ohwell. nat day celebration tmr. then holiday holiday holiday! xD

11:37 PM

ahh. tuition in the morning, integration should go eat shit and die x(
organic chemistry tutorial after that at gelare citylink! in the end, many people ponned our tutorial to walk around marina square :/ leaving you sian, chenrui, ying han and i in the boring and freezing gelare. ahahah. marche with annie and my family after that. lala. boring boring. chicken leg and mashed potatoes. then annie and i went away to shop! brought her to PS! ahhah. retail therapy (:

i guess im beginning to feel more comfortable with life in vj with angel, nuurun, huiting, xin en, baoxian, yinning, 06S49 & times spent with TIP people both from taiwan and from vj. national day break this week. YAYness. time to catch up with everything. i miss many things, many people ):

wilson: HAHAHAH. no haired monster, who's the weird one!
yuda: yes yes, sundays! integration ought to be shot :/

<3, xuannnn

12:55 AM

Saturday, August 05, 2006

joyce: HOW HAVE YOU BEEN! i miss you too. meet up soon OKAY. for teh tarik in school and all hokay?
chenye: hahah. sure sure. we'll put our names. yeah. dont remind me. PROMOS ): eek. i miss talking to you every other day and seeing you in school everyday ):

towning with kim after school. walked and yakked from PS to far east to taka. ART FRIEND! hahah. suppose to be going for rapture which we thought was at 7. so the brillant us bussed to suntec, crossed the very scary road to esplanade only to realise that we're too early. chocolate bananas at the roof garden. and our BLACK SHEEP WHITE SHEEP GREY SHEEP BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP MEH MEH. HAHAHA. met the rest, cyn, yuda, melvin, wilson, sam, samantha, paul, weixuan, shiyi, debbie, wengsan, lynette. havent had such great attendance in a long time! RAPTURE was amazing. hahahah. kept me thinking about lots of things (LYNN, i want to see you soon!). photo taking after that! then breadtalk for supper at a little corner in city hall, behind the EC haircut signboard. i miss all of them!

saturday, sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday. CANT WAIT :/ alright. i know its mean but it really aint easy. ohwell. tuition tmr. 9.30am >.< gdnight.

-xuan

12:50 AM

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

HELLO A GOOD 10 56 TO EVERYONE
sometimes little surprises jus make me spill happy beans
take for example, cyn's message at 6 this morning and ETC(:
CANT WAIT TO SEE ALL OF U ON FRIDAY, REALLY

11:00 AM

shar, chenye and kim: thanks for that phonecall (:
angel: yes girl, WE KNOW! hahah.
zhiying: HAHHA. you're like sleeping next to me now. strange!
samantha: HELLO :D
AYYX: thats good to hear (:

i just realised there are 2 angels! angel and angelyn!
oh well. life hasnt been good but its kinda pointless to elborate here :/ schools been tiring, or rather, tip's really depriving us of everything. apart from frequent yummilious indulgence (: gelare with fiona, weeling and yinghan :D i cant wait for many things to be over, many other things to come, life to be normal. i hate feeling confused all the time, waking up with my head filled with certain things. now i live for silly random jokes in school, surprise phone calls and cereals in the morning. such situation really calls for retail therapy and a lovely mix of (free) chocolate and vanilla powder from coffee bean ):

-xuan

12:01 AM