Thursday, August 31, 2006
teachers day celebration was FUN! sunflowers and cards for our teachers (:
SN after school (: met FOURPEE, chenye, MRS YEO, MISS FAZI and many many people. i miss the bright and gigantic canteen, taking 268, my blue pinafore, orange bowl, orange canteen tables, ice tea, canteen toilet, amk mrt station.
j8 with ellen, chenye and weilin after that. took NEOS! i miss taking neos too. AHAH. MISS NEO! hurry scan the neos and send me online! then we just slacked at cartel. i love bishan cartel (: neoprints with kim (again! hahah) later on. i love our colourful neoprints! :D
tuition was confusing and sleepy :/ ahwell. reached home at 9 plus, there was this monster in my room. zhings screamed! (we havent met such a dangerously enormous monster in ages) but i was brave! i grabbed my weapons and finished it off within 10 seconds!
WARNING: the following images may cause uneasiness/nausea.
how to deal with a monster for dummies/faint hearted/people without baygon/those who merely scream, run around and wait till the monster finds you too boring to annoy-by zhings and xuan (:
1. DO NOT PANIC!
do not scream or run around. dont let the monster sense your presence.2. grab something big and heavy!
chemistry textbooks, dictionaries, computer monitors, closet...3. get hold of something light!
tissue paper, toilet paper, rough paper!4. now, the tricky part. very very very carefully, place your tissue paper/rough paper over the unsuspecting monster.
DO NOT let it slam flat on your monster. just make sure it touches your monster extremely lightly, it will probably think its just a random hydrgen atom colliding with his back. you will have to be extremely careful if it has the ability to fly. 5. take a deep breath!
and at the same time, make sure the monster is still under your tissue paper.6. drop your heavy object on the tissue paper!
although gravity is helping, it wouldnt hurt to exert as much force as possible right? imagine theres an annoying person's face behind the tissue (if you dont have any, think of larry). use those muscles! enough practice can give you nice biceps (:7. clear up the mess?
see, quick and easy (:
based on our years of experience, unless you're extremely dumb or so unlucky that you meet >2 monsters at the same time, you should not have any problems killing your monster (: however, if you're not very confident with your skills, you can try practising it at home, about 2 times a day. (use your eraser as the monster) but dont exert too much force! just drop it lightly. whats important is you have to master step 2-5 well. unlike monsters, erasers dont deserve such extreme hatred and torture :/
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